April 26, 2013 by T. Gregory Argall
Three weeks ago I issued an ulitmatum to the retail clothing industry demanding that they shelve their wares in such a way that people can actually reach the sizes they need.
I warned them that if they did not meet these reasonable expectations within three weeks then we, the people who wear clothes, would rise up and rearrange their shelves ourselves.
Well, the three weeks are up and I’m here to implore you, the clothed masses…
Here’s a fun fact… Although clothing retailers are in every mall anywhere, and the “store locator” on their websites can point you towards dozens of outlets near you, they still, apparently, have Undisclosed Locations.
I don’t know where I am.
And I’m hungry…