A Misbehaving Eye And A Feeble Excuse… Plus Urban Shakespeare

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March 1, 2013 by T. Gregory Argall

I’ve been sick all week and suddenly it’s Friday and I’ve got a blog due and my brain is fuzzy and my left eye really isn’t behaving today. It’s like someone adjusted the colour, but only in the left eye, so yeah, that’s weird. Anyway, no time (or energy) to write something new so it’s to the vault to dig up some more filler from way back when…

BARDZ IN THE HOOD

Shakespeare Quotes For The Contemporary Homeboy

“Lay on, MacDuff, and damn’d be he that first says, ‘Yo, I ain’t down wit’ dat!’”

– MacBeth

 

“Yo, man, what’s dat light? ‘Zat Juliet? Yo, what up, Miss Thang? Romeo is in da house.”

– Romeo and Juliet

 

“Dude. Bein’ or not bein’. Bitchin’ question, man.”

– Hamlet

 

“If music be the food of love, you want fries wit’ dat?”

– Twelfth Night

 

“Yo. Spot. Get out.”

– MacBeth

 

“Alas, poor Yorick. He was my homeboy, a real badass.”

– Hamlet

 

“Romeo, thou art a mean mother.”

– Romeo and Juliet

 

“The world is, like, a stage, y’know and people, they’re, like, players and stuff, just struttin’ around, doin’ their thing, man. “

– King Lear

 

“Romeo, Romeo, where yo’ lazy ass at?”

– Romeo and Juliet

 

tga

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